If you know me, you already know I am fully obsessed with Alani Nu. Like every single day, no questions asked. But every once in a while, I need to make it feel a little more fun and a little extra, and that is where dirty Alani comes in. It is a two-ingredient situation that somehow turns your favorite Alani Nu energy drink into something creamy, a little sweet, and way more exciting than just cracking open a can. It feels fancy, takes two seconds, and once you try it, it is hard to go back.
If you are already in your “make my drink a little extra” era, there are a few more fun ones to try next. When you can get your hands on it, Witches Brew Dirty Alani is a must since it is seasonal and somehow even better dressed up. If you are in the mood to switch things up, the Virgin Margarita (Margarita Mocktail) is a fun, citrusy mocktail that still feels like a treat, and Sparkling Lemonade is perfect when you want something light, bubbly, and super refreshing.
Equipment
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Ingredients
- Alani Nu Energy drink
- Chobani Sweet Cream or Vanilla coffee creamer
Directions
Fill a large glass with ice and pour the Alani over the top.
Stir in 1 to 2 tablespoons of coffee creamer until it reaches your preferred level of creaminess and sweetness.
How do I serve my Dirty Alani?
- Enjoy this creamy delight on the road as you run from one sports event to another, or take it to get it through your errands for the day. It also pairs great with Chocolate Chipless Cookies or a Copycat Starbucks Lemon Loaf.
FAQs (Because Life’s Too Busy for Guesswork)
If you want to mix things up with flavor combinations, below are some suggested mix-ups. Try sticking with creamer flavors that complement the flavor of the Alani you are using without overpowering it. Remember, start with a little creamer and then slowly add more to get your desired sweetness and creaminess. You can always add more, but you can’t take it out.
• Cosmic Stardust with Sweet Cream, Vanilla, or half and half.
• Breezeberry with Sweet Cream or Caramel
• Berry Pop with Sweet Cream
• Blue Slush with Vanilla
• Hawaiian Shaved Ice with Sweet Cream, or Vanilla (use lightly)
• Juicy Peach with Sweet Cream
• Mango with Vanilla or Sweet Cream (small amount works best)
• Orange Kiss with Sweet Cream or Heavy Whipping Cream
• Cherry Slush with Sweet Cream, Vanilla, or Chocolate
• Pink Slush with Sweet Cream
• Watermelon Wave with Vanilla (optional, go light)
• Witches Brew with Sweet Cream, Caramel, or Coffee Cake
• Cherry Twist with Sweet Cream or Chocolate
• Limeade with Vanilla (very light), or a touch of Sweet Cream
Typically, “Dirty” drinks like Alani or sodas are made with coffee creamers, heavy whipping cream, or half and half. But there is also the option of using a vanilla, caramel, or chocolate protein drink to make your “Dirty” drinks with. This gives it a slightly healthier twist and helps you meet protein goals.
Yes, if you would like to have it more in the texture of a slushy, add all the ingredients and ice to a blender and pulse until you get the consistency you desire. Then pour into a glass and enjoy.
Any ice will work well in this drink. Just note that the smaller the ice, the quicker it will melt and dilute the drink.
What are substitutions that I can make?
- Alani Nu Energy Drink – Pick your favorite flavor, or experiment by trying a new flavor with each drink you make. It also works if you want to switch the energy drink for a soda of your choice.
- Chobani Sweet Cream or Vanilla coffee creamer – Another option is to use half and half, heavy whipping cream, or, depending on which flavor Alani you use, you could try a different flavored coffee creamer as well.
How should I store my Dirty Alani?
- Dirty Alani should be stored in a sealed jar or container in the refrigerator for 24 hours. But note that it could go flat in the flavor as it loses its carbonation from the Alani as it sits. Stir again before enjoying.
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Dirty Alani
Equipment
- Large glass
- Measuring spoon
Ingredients
- 1 12 oz can Alani Nu Energy drink
- 1-2 tablespoons Chobani Sweet Cream or Vanilla coffee creamer
Instructions
- Fill a large glass with ice and pour the Alani over the top.
- Stir in 1 to 2 tablespoons of coffee creamer until it reaches your preferred level of creaminess and sweetness.
Notes
• Cosmic Stardust with Sweet Cream, Vanilla, or half and half
• Breezeberry with Sweet Cream or Caramel
• Berry Pop with Sweet Cream
• Blue Slush with Vanilla
• Hawaiian Shaved Ice with Sweet Cream or Vanilla (use lightly)
• Juicy Peach with Sweet Cream
• Mango with Vanilla or Sweet Cream (use a small amount)
• Orange Kiss with Sweet Cream or Heavy Whipping Cream
• Cherry Slush with Sweet Cream, Vanilla, or Chocolate
• Pink Slush with Sweet Cream
• Watermelon Wave with Vanilla (go light)
• Witches Brew with Sweet Cream, Caramel, or Coffee Cake
• Cherry Twist with Sweet Cream or Chocolate
• Limeade with Vanilla (very light) or a touch of Sweet Cream • You can swap the creamer for heavy cream, half and half, or even a flavored protein shake for a higher protein option with a similar creamy texture. • For a slushy version, blend the drink with ice until it reaches your desired consistency, then pour and serve immediately. • Any ice works, but smaller ice melts faster and can dilute the drink more quickly.
